Very soon, you will hear the thudding of little men clanging plastic balls into goals. Some will groan with the agony of defeat. Others will howl as they bask in victory.

Welcome to the E.B. Lane Foosball Tournament to be held this Friday, Oct 23 at High Noon. We’ve got more than a few teams of EBLers and even a few friends of the agency. If you’re interested, get in touch at gserviss@eblane.com before we start. And if you’re looking for post-game reports, keep checking here.

 Warning: The comments section is officially trash talk central. Though there will be little need of it for anyone not on the Foos Daddies. Speaking of which, you may all step forward to ask for mercy now.